Your Scientist Friend

Dad forgot the word for “chopsticks” and called them “Samurai eating stick

Finally got back into this account!

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

Y’all I think I’m in love?

Dad forgot the word “lab coat” so he said “your science robes” and honestly??? I love it.

Apparently telling this dude I wanna have sex a brain freezer is a turn off

I would like the announce:

My lab undergrad called me cool 😎

I’m So cute

captainsbestgal:

yourscientistfriend:

I defeated the freezer!

I need one of those masks. I’m decontaminating an incubator right now and ho boy the fumes.

Make sure you get a proper fit! This is a small wirh p100 filters

A man’s boner dread is inconsequential to my insatiable desire for snuggles!!!!!!!!